Tis the day before Christmas, Nothing seems to be amiss,
The locally-made stockings are hung with care,
The organic cookies wafting through the air,
The fair trade gifts stacked under the Christmas tree,
The family and friends all smile with glee,
Oh, what’s that you say, you’ve yet to spend?
Can’t decide what to buy your feminist friend?
Have no fear, the best gifts are near!
Don’t you just love the internet, my dear?
From a tea towel to a tote bag,
Your friend will love to brag,
May they love Ms. Clinton or Ms. Lorde,
These gifts they will surely hoard,
You can make the feminist choice.
Because following the rules, leaves you playing by their rules.
The world needs a little more wisdom and wit from Amy Poehler.
Bros before Hoes? Ovaries before Brovaries.
If you ever need a reminder, just look down at your top.
Get it girl.
Gold, Beyoncé, Affirmation. Morning trifecta.
A reminder to throw on your bossy pants when necessary.
Not a bad conversation starter.
Delve into some of this year’s most engaging feminist essays.
Who doesn’t want to rub their dishes on Ryan every day?
Wear it loud, wear it proud.
Stay warm, stay flawless.
The best dreams happen on inspirational pillows.
Add a little passion to your possessions.
Wear your heart on your sleeve, and your purpose on your chest.
Ain’t nobody got time for that, so stop ‘em before they start.
Give the gift of badass-chica-inspiration this holiday season.